Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ah, boys

Dear Boy,

Please stop being so confusing. If you've found someone else to date, please don't continue to call me every day. We're not that good of friends.

Please stop being so charming. Do not ask me to slow dance in the middle of a crowded restaurant. Yes, it's romantic, but friends do not do romance.

Please don't call me beautiful. It makes me weak. It makes me confused. And yes, it makes me mad.

If you want to date me, ask me. If you want to date someone else, leave me alone.

Sincerely,
The Chick

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am too old to give you dating advice, but just wanted you to know that I like the white background!! Love ya, Kat

Anonymous said...

i'm confused...is this the new guy, or LB?

Lori said...

There's no new guy. Only LB.

Anonymous said...

Jen is so Romantic.

Anonymous said...

Jen, we need to meet. I like your style! :)