Two-fer

Ok, I know I'm hateful and that I should stop laughing at this poor girl already, but really... if you're that clueless, stop broadcasting it on TV.



Because that's a catastrophe.

The other girl from that episode was smart, but just couldn't put down her fork and prepare for swimsuit, a condition that this former pageant girl can totally identify with. I'll let you guess which one won and which one ended up in tears. I'd like to tell that girl that someday she'd prefer to be 10 lbs. overweight to not being able to hold a real conversation. You can run some extra miles but, as Ron White would say, "You can't fix stupid."

I'm currently at a conference and our keynote speaker tonight was Walt Coleman, NFL referee imfamous for the tuck rule call that gave the Pats the win that led to a Super Bowl. He also makes milk, but he didn't talk about that much. He was supremely hilarious and I enjoyed him a lot.

In addition to numerous funny andecdotes, he did say one profound thing: we can't be perfect, but we can be excellent (yeah, tell that to Al Davis).

It's been a good day. Tomorrow is more conference and dinner and frivolity with Alisa. Yay!