Remember when you were a little girl and you dreamed of your prince charming? Beautiful wedding, perfect children, deep love honored wedding anniversary after wedding anniversary... And finally, on the eighth year of your fantastic marriage, you get to celebrate your anniversary with a bowl of chili made by your husband's Old Maid cousin while your children wildly flail about in their underoos? And then your husband will certainly romance you with onion-laced burps...
Jen, was that not what you had in mind?!?