Gym Dandy

After months of elusiveness, it finally happened: I saw my belly button.

Long hidden between my first and second belly fat rolls, I looked down tonight after an hour at the gym to find my muffin top has been reduced from massive to merely normal sized. There's been sweat, tears, and a little blood, but perhaps the excessive exercise is starting to pay off. And yes, I still have hail damage on my thighs, but it's not as wide-spread as before. I'm also happy to report that when I put on my sports bra, little or no back fat spills out the sides.

Ah, exercise, thou art a necessary evil.

No worries. Even though I can now look down and see my navel, I won't be showing it to you anytime soon. No matter how flat my ab muscles may become, I'm way too old to be baring my midriff. You're welcome.