Man, it's been a very long day. And a stressful one. But thankfully I drowned my sorrows in some Chinese food and the 20% off sale at Express. I might have purchased yet another pair of jeans. It's a sickness, really. But it's been years since I've found jeans that actually fit and don't create a muffin top. I now enjoy looking in the three-way mirror a little bit too much.
My self-esteem was too high when I was fat. I'm really full of myself these days.
Sure, I have to go through the entire stack of jeans at Express to get to larger sizes (who's a 0 long, anyway? Giselle doesn't live in Fayetteville), but at least I can finally shop there.
Jennifer is evidently dragging me to some new intern extravaganza at the hospital next weekend, so I'll do my best to land a cute doctor (not one who excessively text messages). She has assured me that I need to wear really tight jeans. I'm not sure if that's sage advice or merely sabotage. I am sure that it will be 900 degrees in central Texas next weekend, so at least my hair will frizz and be higher than usual. 'Cause in Texas, the higher the hair, the closer to God, right?
Speaking of closer to God, my plane lands at DFW, so I'm kind of pumped about seeing the new Cowboys stadium. I think it's out of my way, but I am very curious to see what $900 million buys these days.
Tomorrow I have big plans of sleeping in, yoga, napping, church, then dinner and a movie with my friend Lori (I'm not speaking in third person; I actually have a friend named Lori who is tall, sarcastic, single, and supremely cool.. sound familiar?). This is my last free weekend for awhile, so I'm trying to bank some sleep time. Of course, I do plan to nap all day at Lonnie and Jen's on Friday while they go to work like chumps. I'll need to recover from my 47-minute flight.
Hope everyone had a fabulous week!
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Can't wait til you get here... and I'm not dragging you to the nasty hospital. The party's at one of the resident's house :) Woo hoo! (And I will also be wearing jeans so we can sweat together!)
Bring something to preoccupy yourself on that loooooong flight!
I'm considering whether to read "War and Peace" or to watch "Gone With the Wind" on the plane. On flights that long, they tell you it's safe to use approved electronic devices, then two seconds later you're descending. Sometimes you don't even get beverage service.
I'll pack some jeans. Maybe we can wear them to get ice cream with Lonnie so that he doesn't pout incessantly.
I will make a list of things you can do around the house while I'm gone to work. Laundry, clean the boys toilet and stuff like that.
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