In exactly four days, I'm attending a charity cocktail event. Know what you wear to a cocktail party? That's right... a cocktail dress. Know what a cocktail dress seldom has? Sleeves.
Thankfully I found a dress with an empire waist and my need for spanx diminished. But I'll still be showing my upper arms which haven't seen the light of day in half a decade.
Is it too hot for a coat?
I did push ups before breakfast, walked two miles at lunch, and did yoga before dinner. I've drank gallons of water and laid in the tanning bed. Tanned fat looks better than white fat, right?
Oh, and guess who I'm going with....
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Oh my gosh! This is so freaking exciting! Eeeee!
You'll, no doubt, look hotter than hot.
Perhaps I should clarify that this is NOT a date. It was more like, "If I'm going, and you're going..." Kind of like when Lon's idol Jeff Spicoli said, "Mr. Hand, I've been thinking... If you're here, and I'm here, doesn't that make it 'our time'? "
Oh yes, Spicoli...... Now back to these push ups.
How many did you do?
(1 this morning + 1 at lunch +
1 tonight = 3 push ups)
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