Monday, March 30, 2009

Frequency = fed up

Do boys have some sort of sonar that indicates just when a girl is getting fed up? Tell me, how do males inherently know when it's time to make a phone call? Is there some sort of bat signal that indicates a heart is hardening, and that's when you dial and say something cute?

I'm guessing voicemail is a sure sign that either (a) girl has gotten a life; or (b) girl is screening your calls. And, should she be so inclined to ignore you, must you tell her that you were just thinking about her? Were you really? Because my guess is, you simply knew she took your photo off the fridge after flipping it off. You somehow figured out that, after three days of willing the phone to ring, she finally gave up and left it in the other room while working off her anger on the treadmill. Looking good is the best revenge after all.

Girl is so not calling him back. I don't care how cute his message was.

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