There was an old woman
Who had so many shoes
In the color black
That she didn't know what to do...
Tonight, when I got home and shucked off my shoes in my "shoe pile" place where they lay until I put them in my closet, I realized that I have five pair of shoes there. All black. Weird.
Once an IT guy asked me why women need so many pair of black shoes. I said, "Why do you need so many screwdrivers?" He replied, "They all have a different purpose." Exactly.
Perhaps I need professional help.
1 comment:
I see you put your shoes up just like the boys. (where ever they land when you throw them)
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